Formulated for maximum forward momentum, the scent of BIG TALK Success-Inducing Fragrance is inspired by ambergris: earth’s most valuable natural resource.
Its use will unlock the financial juggernaut within, and optimize your performance in every conceivable arena.
This fragrance will singlehandedly change the very nature of your purpose on this earth. The path to inarguable success will become abundantly clear, as your peers and acquaintances are left inhaling
your very musk, desperate for the answers only you possess.
Open the portal
to success.
BIG TALK helps you uncover the big ideas that will transform the very essence of your existence.
Solardo
Electronic Phenoms
BIG TALK, LTD is not liable for any and all life-altering revelations, epiphanies, self-discoveries and/or enlightenments. Be advised that you can overdose on success. It is both dangerous and extremely enjoyable. Do not attempt to use BIG TALK to treat broken bones, broken hearts, or broken promises. Patrons of 0898-BIG-TALK or 0898bigtalk.com must bear all responsibility for changes in mood, physical appearance, vocabulary, and general disposition both positive, negative, or otherwise. Your call may be recorded, transcribed, consumed, disseminated, plagiarized and/or utilized for training purposes. If you are not satisfied with BIG TALK please do not hesitate to keep that opinion to yourself.
BIG TALK success-inducing fragrance may or may not contain ambergris. And by that, we mean it most certainly does not. The general concept of ambergris is intended for inspiration only and is best consumed metaphorically. Every habitat, physical characteristic, and bodily function of the sperm whale, including but not limited to its vomit, must be protected at all costs to ensure survival and proliferation of the species. The sperm whale is an endangered species that is a natural, metaphysical, and spiritual wonder, and for these reasons should be preserved as such. Please treat the flourishing existence of the sperm whale as you would the cherished relationship of your closest friend. Its majesty simply cannot be understated, to the point where even a fleeting glimpse can bring the most emotionally impenetrable men to their knees, weeping, basking in the whale’s otherworldly glory. Also don’t forget about dolphins.
